Just call it sex, please!

To whom this may concern,

We would like to complain about your word choice when talking about the law of chastity. Lessons about sex are awkward enough, but they're even more awkward when you keep calling it "teh saycred powerz uv procreayshun." I mean, really. Who talks like that? Pretty soon we're going to start calling them SPPTDs instead of STDs. And movies will be rated R for "depicting teh saycred powerz uv procreayshun." And what if they were using birth control? Then it wouldn't be "teh saycred powerz of procreayshun," would it?

We love this religion. We really do. But please stop using the term "saycred powerz uv procreayshun." It's really cheesy and awkward.
Signed,
Mary


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Scripture study is a lot more fun than I expected...

The youth in my ward were challenged to read The Book Of Mormon. They were told that they were supposed to take notes on it, and if we did we would get a scripture journal.
Honestly, I wasn't really enthusiastic about this challenge. I knew all the stories and had learned NOTHING from them. Still, I decided to flip through the BofM to see if I could find anything interesting.
Finally, I found Ether 1:7, which says "Coriantumr was the son of Moron." In my notes, I wrote "like father, like son."