Dating advice (after you're sixteen, dummy!)

 Date ideas: 

• Create a murder mystery themed activity. The best part is that you get to murder your date.
• Go to a strip club or a nude beach so you can practice having pure thoughts despite living in a world where you're bombarded with inappropriate stuff.
• Cook chili. You'll be passing gas all night.
• Go grocery shopping. It's so boring that no one will pressure you to break the law of chastity.
• Watch old church movies and make fun of them.
• Go to church. Of course, you should also do this before you're sixteen.
• Have a three-course meal... at McDonald's.
• Spend time planning other date ideas. Choose the stupidest ideas.
• Kill people and donate the blood to Dracula. Hey, it's an act of service, right?
• Go to Utah (if you don't already live there)
• Go to a steakhouse for dinner, and then go to a stake dance.
• Visit the zoo with all the stinky animals.

Note: These ideas are only good ideas if you're in a group.

Bad analogy in a Mormonad

Remember that Mormonad in the February 2014 issue of the New Era? If you're too busy to click on the link, the text reads:
"Dating or forming a relationship before you’re 16 is like riding a roller coaster without a safety strap. It’s a dangerous track that’s just not worth the risk."
That's a stupid analogy. Dating before you're 16 is more like riding a roller coaster when you haven't reached the minimum height.