1. "Dance" with your imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever.
2. If the only thing they're serving at the dance is water, get all excited about drinking water.
3. Ask where the steak is.
4. If it's a themed dance, interpret the theme differently. For
example, if it's a 90's themed dance, assume they meant the 1890's, or
that you have to dress like you're 90. Be creative!
5. Till Hammer to as many songs as you can without getting dizzy. Even slow songs. Especially slow songs.
6. When you do get dizzy, do the Gangnam Style dance instead (the Macarena or the Chicken Dance are also acceptable alternatives).
7. If you can, teach the people you're going to the dance with how to actually dance, before the dance takes place.
8. Request that they play all your favorite songs. Or, suggest songs
with inappropriate lyrics. Or, suggest that they play kids music.
9. If all else fails, make clever comments about how much the dance sucks.
