Q: Why don't you use electricity?
A: Um... I'm using electricity right now... or else I wouldn't be able to answer this question!
Q: Name some LDS music artists.
A: That's not technically a question, but there's The Aquabats, Lindsey Stirling, The Killers, and Jenny Phillips! We're really sorry about Jenny Phillips.
Q: Do you all write romance novels about vampires?
A: Hey! Don't judge us because one Mormon wrote Twilight!
Q: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
A: Because Gerard Way is already taken.
Q: Why don't you drink alcohol?
A: Because I'm a minor.
Q: Why don't you swear?
A: I effing do! (Actually, I don't. I just wanted to say that.)
Q: Why do you hate gay people?
A: I don't! What gives you that dumb idea?
Q: Aren't you morally against loud music?
A: No, but there are some people in the church who are.
Q: Do you think carrots are of the devil?
A: No, but there was one idiot who thought that.
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