Q: My friend and I want to do something, but we're not sure if we should watch Grease or go to a heavy metal concert. What should we do?
A: Watch Grease. Definitely. Loud music is of the devil. So-called "Christian" metal doesn't exist. A true Christian would not listen to or compose such Satanic music. Grease, on the other hand, is very uplifting. The music is catchy,* and it's about a girl who tries to change herself so she can be with some idiot guy. Guys also view women as sex objects and unpopular kids are made fun of. Isn't that inspiring?
*The music actually is pretty good. But the message sucks.
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